Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
when you acidentally type dna instead of dan
being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am winning.
have u ever looked at urself honestly and been like god damn. im a piece of shit ass weeaboo
friendship necklaces where one says “eat” and the other says “ass”