*owns bad people at a video game* *looks at sky* god, why did you make me so talented and good looking?
*looks up zodiac compatibility with fave* *sees that we’re not compatible* *throws rock at sky* fuck you fake bitch
Fiona Apple - “Left Alone”
"How can I ask anyone to love me
When all I do is beg to be left alone?”
me:*fails a quiz*
drake: i’m just sayin you could do better
me:*studies harder graduates valedictorian and cures cancer*
random Dan and Phil moments, insp±
i feel v appreciative today, so i’ve decided imma make this follow forever, bc y’all put up with my shit and that means so much to me. also, y’all are all hot as fuck :*
not everyone i follow is on this, but that doesn’t mean i don’t love u.
the real mvps
ppl that hold a special place in my heart even tho we don’t talk as much (how gay!)
groovystyles peggingzayn fuckliam philiplesters louiswiliamtomlinson weakasspussybitch roughness petitarmy peruvianbae hellathicc kindofsharethat tomlinsarse soncisco vvaddles hitopshoran ashdonirwin pumpkirwin jesussbabymomma witchbum schoolgirlharry festeraddams brckegirls
squad as fuck
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when the solutions to a medical problem are “reduce stress” i am like? what am i going to do about this????? not go to school?? get rid of my parents??? force myself deeper down the road of total and complete apathy???