danisnotonfirree:

Dan and Phil - Holiday Tweets

cyberjock:

friend: hey man what’s wrong?

me: anime got me fucked up bro

[x]

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

michimya:

angelsenpaii:

{ x - x - x } { x } 

on

rocknrollercoaster:

it must be really wild to actually have a positive relationship with your father

like

?????

some people really have that????

that’s insane









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